top 5 fives

1. the high five

2. Channel 5

3. Ben Folds Five

4. the five pillars of Islam

5. 5ive

top 5 World Cup look alikes

1.

Sandy Cohen

Jogi Löw

2.

Alicia Keys

Glen Johnson

3.

Lips from Anvil

Carles Puyol

4.

Stefan Dennis

Fabio Capello

5.

Diego Forlan

Michael Bolton

top 5 nice-smelling shops

1. the bakery

2. cigar shop

3. the cobblers/ key cutters

4. the launderette

5. posh soap shop

top 5 things that make me feel young

1. I still can't drive

2. I've never been to Manchester, Liverpool, Oxford, Bristol, Sheffield, Bath, Exeter or the Southern Hemisphere, or seen a Godfather or Die Hard movie.

3. My wages

4. I still can't rock a satisfactory 'tache

5. I don't get Jazz

top 5 things that make me feel old

1. Natalie Imbruglia's Torn came out 13 years ago

2. I was alive when the World Wide Web was invented

3. Cesc Fabregas is younger than me

4. I've been a smoker for 10 years

5. Warehouse parties seem to have lost their appeal