top 5 confusing habits

1. starting every sentence with "yeah, no..."

2. saying "that's so funny", but not laughing

3. trailing off mid-sentence and staring into the middle distance

4.persistent bad punctuation (yes, I realise this blog is one such offender)

5. Robbie Coltrane's in Nuns on the Run

top 5 fingers on my right hand*

1. the thumb (it's got to be, I love to hitchhike)

2. middle finger (I seldom get picked up when hitchhiking)

3. index finger (more important than the others)

4. little finger (it's quite amusing)

5. ring finger (least useful)

*it's been a busy day

top 5 animals that seem like they should be able to talk

1. afghan hound

2. stag

3. parrot*

4. turtle

5. horse

*actually can

top 5 bad omens

1. your innkeeper has a hook for a hand

2. whilst walking under a ladder, you trip over thirteen black cats and land on a mirror, which breaks

3. red sky at morning

4. you find the words "you're next" daubed in blood on your front door

5. it's raining frogs