Friday, 21 January 2011

top 5 easy ways to tell the world you're a twat

1. Personalised number plate (even if it says "1M N0T A TW4T", it says "I'm a twat")

2."I'm not racist, but..."

3. Sunglasses at night, or indoors*

4. Grow a goatee

5. Join the Conservatives

* unless you're blind