Friday, 27 August 2010

top 5 things I would like to consign to Room 101

1. cotton wool

2. the watery bit you get when you don't shake ketchup

3. Ryanair

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. Noel Edmonds

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

top 5 good ways to go

1. grand piano from a great height

2. firing squad of family and friends

3. saving the life of a young child/ a kitten/ the human race

4. sniper

5. sucked into a jet engine while skydiving