top 5 England Kits

1. Billy Wright in the 1946 home kit

2. Kevin Keegan in the 1979 home kit
3. Bobby Moore in the 1966 away kit
4. Chris Waddle in the 1990 home kit
5. Mick Mills in the 1982 home kit

and the single worst:

Julian DIcks in the 1992 third kit

and here's the full horror

top 5 mustards

1. english

2. dijon

3. wholegrain

4. colonel

5. keen as

top 5 continents

1=. Europe

1=. Asia

1=. Africa

1=. North America

1=. South America

(1=. Australasia)

(sorry Antarctica)

top 5 awful current top 40 hits

1. Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP- We No Speak Americano (currently number 1)

2. K'naan- Wavin' Flag (currently number 26)

3. Train- Hey Soul Sister (currently number 31)

4. JLS- The Club Is Alive (currently number 9)

5. Basshunter*- Saturday (currently number 21)

* sorry, dear friend