Tuesday, 13 April 2010

top 5 things to do today if you live in the countryside

1. befriend an animal*

2. write to your MP

3. have a romp in a meadow with a farmhand

4. do a bit of digging

5. get high and try not to die of boredom

*be sure to keep it strictly platonic, no matter how bored and lonely you are

Monday, 12 April 2010

top 5 things you go through

1. doorways

2. tunnels

3. acrimonious divorce

4. puberty

5. the keyhole