top 5 men's fashion don'ts

1. shiny suits

2. bootcut jeans

3. black suit, white socks, brown shoes

4. knob out

5. leather trousers

top 5 sentences that have never been said by anyone before

1. "last of the summer wine just gets better and better and better and better"

2. "i'd invite michael macintyre, noel edmonds and sue barker to my dream dinner party"

3. "the sheer passion of the thrills that night made for one of the most exciting gigs i've ever been to"

4. "a spoonful of powdered egg makes for a tastier chocolate milkshake"

5. "i'm proud to call 2 fast 2 furious my favourite movie of all time"

top 5 people it's socially unacceptable to dislike

1. nelson mandela

2. michael j fox

3. stephen fry

4. tony benn

5. the gays

top 5 famous dogs

1. laika

2. snowy

3. pickles

4. baxter

5. pavlov's

top 5 weekdays

1. friday

2. thursday

3. wednesday

4. tuesday

5. monday