top 5 jobs I'm pleased I don't do

1. p. a. to noel edmonds

2. ryanair customer services tester

3. tour manager for michael moore

4. rep for hull tourist board

5. hospital launderette

top 5 actors who always play the same role

1. denzel washington

2. hugh grant

3. queen latifah

4. jack nicholson

5. zooey deschanel

top 5 numbers between 1 and 5

1. 1

2. 3

3. 4

4. 2

5. 5

top 5 things that sound a lot nicer than they actually are

1. elephant & castle

2. friendly fire

3. harlequin baby (don't image search it. really, don't)

4. chlamydia

5. the countryside party

top 5 words i always misread in my head

1. misled

2. epitome

3. gaol

4. hyperbole

5. chamois