top 5 World Cup look alikes

1.

Sandy Cohen

Jogi Löw

2.

Alicia Keys

Glen Johnson

3.

Lips from Anvil

Carles Puyol

4.

Stefan Dennis

Fabio Capello

5.

Diego Forlan

Michael Bolton

top 5 nice-smelling shops

1. the bakery

2. cigar shop

3. the cobblers/ key cutters

4. the launderette

5. posh soap shop

top 5 things that make me feel young

1. I still can't drive

2. I've never been to Manchester, Liverpool, Oxford, Bristol, Sheffield, Bath, Exeter or the Southern Hemisphere, or seen a Godfather or Die Hard movie.

3. My wages

4. I still can't rock a satisfactory 'tache

5. I don't get Jazz

top 5 things that make me feel old

1. Natalie Imbruglia's Torn came out 13 years ago

2. I was alive when the World Wide Web was invented

3. Cesc Fabregas is younger than me

4. I've been a smoker for 10 years

5. Warehouse parties seem to have lost their appeal

top 5 often misused words

1. literally- as in "it's literally raining cats and dogs out there"

2. infer- as in "I inferred to him that you might be coming with me". One infers from and implies to.

3. ironic- as in "ten thousand forks, when all you need is a knife"

4. deceptively- as in "the Futureheads are deceptively tall". So are they taller or shorter than you'd think? (in this case, taller)

5. stupidly- as in "you're a rocket scientist? You must be stupidly clever". See also: insanely; retardedly.