top 5 awful celebrity baby names

1. Ikhyd (M.I.A's son)

2. Blue Angel (The Edge's daughter)

3. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's son)

4. Audio Science (Shannyn Sossoman's son)*

5. Bandit Lee (Gerard Way's daughter)

* Shannyn Sossoman is hardly a celebrity, I admit. In fact, I only know her as the woman who called her son Audio Science.

top 5 movie robots

1. Johnny 5

2. Gort

3. Dot Matrix

4. Wall-e

5. Edward Scissorhands

top 5 hymns

1. I Vow To Thee My Country

2. Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer

3. Holiday Hymn*

4. Hymn for the Cigarettes*

5. Battle Hymn for Children*

* Not actual hymns, they are by Orange Juice, Hefner and The Faint respectively. I don't not hate enough proper hymns to make a top 5.

top 5 famous people I'm glad aren't my uncle

1. Noel Edmonds

2. Robert Mugabe

3. Jim Davidson

4. Timmy Mallett

5. Bono

top 5 famous people I wish were my uncle

1. Jim Broadbent

2. Brian Eno

3. Roy Hodgson

4. Tom Hanks

5. Michael Buerk