top 5 things I would like to consign to Room 101

1. cotton wool

2. the watery bit you get when you don't shake ketchup

3. Ryanair

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. Noel Edmonds

top 5 top 5 vibes

1. top 5 made up bands

2. top 5 would-you-rathers

3. top 5 blues

4. top 5 bad omens

5. top 5 sentences that have never been said before

top 5 good ways to go

1. grand piano from a great height

2. firing squad of family and friends

3. saving the life of a young child/ a kitten/ the human race

4. sniper

5. sucked into a jet engine while skydiving