Friday 15 January 2010

top 5 jobs I'm pleased I don't do


1. p. a. to noel edmonds

2. ryanair customer services tester

3. tour manager for michael moore

4. rep for hull tourist board

5. hospital launderette

Thursday 14 January 2010

top 5 actors who always play the same role



1. denzel washington

2. hugh grant

3. queen latifah

4. jack nicholson

5. zooey deschanel

Wednesday 13 January 2010

Tuesday 12 January 2010

top 5 things that sound a lot nicer than they actually are



1. elephant & castle

2. friendly fire

3. harlequin baby (don't image search it. really, don't)

4. chlamydia

5. the countryside party

Monday 11 January 2010

top 5 words i always misread in my head


1. misled

2. epitome

3. gaol

4. hyperbole

5. chamois